FINCA loooooove
i’m trying to grow a badonkadonk. it’s not easy, as badonkadonk’s don’t run in the family, but i’m working on it. on an only slightly related note, the corporate world has added 6 lbs to me. i’m in a perpetual war with the ‘candy bucket’, especially on no or little lunch days, and there are seemingly endless reasons to celebrate. “it’s so-and-so’s half birthday”, “blah blah’s been here 15 years today”, “it’s tuesday, let’s have pie”. cake i hate - easily refusable, but pie..
next week there’s an ‘intern appreciation’ day. they bought us all tickets to a baseball game. (the nationals…) you know what i would really appreciate? a paycheck. i kid i kid. i appreciate getting to work here in the first place, it’s honestly amazing in so many ways. mr p couldn’t understand the excitement - kids these days, they’re happy about getting to provide full-time labor for free. ridiculous.
i am indeed ridiculous. lot’s of shenanigans at the workplace. yesterday i stuck post-its saying ‘down with the candy bucket’ around the bucket area, and today: nutrition facts. highlighted nutrition facts. monday i bring 3lbs of apples in a bowl right next to the bucket w/ more nutrition facts. they totally know it’s me… oh well.
also me: tampering with the AC. as in, turning it to 90 so that the AC doesn’t come on.. seeing as i’m the only one asking everyone if they’re cold, bundled and shivering, i suppose they probably know that this is also my doing. hmm…
